| Name: | Drunken Dumplings |
| Group: | Target |
| Venue: | Rickshaw |
| Captain: | Donna Hucklebee |
| Co-Captain: | Bird Arzoumanian |
| Team Rating: | 21 |
| Roster (10 Players) | IPR | M | PPM | POPS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Andyroo Callan | 1 | 1 | 0.000 | 0.000 | |
| Bird Arzoumanian | 5 | 1 | 6.000 | 0.705 | |
| Brooke Albright | 2 | 1 | 3.500 | 0.437 | |
| Donna Hucklebee | 2 | 1 | 1.000 | 0.125 | |
| Emi Bee | 1 | 1 | 2.000 | 0.235 | |
| Genevieve Forrester | 1 | 1 | 2.000 | 0.250 | |
| Logan Bear | 1 | 1 | 5.500 | 0.687 | |
| Matt Galbraith | 5 | 1 | 1.500 | 0.187 | |
| Nadine Scarlett | 2 | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | |
| Noah Rubin | 1 | 1 | 2.500 | 0.294 | |
| Schedule | ||||
| 1 | 09-14-2026 | @ | Pinballycule | L 51-72 |
| 2 | 09-21-2026 | vs | Flippin Big Points | |
| 3 | 09-28-2026 | @ | Bad Cats | |
| 4 | 10-05-2026 | vs | Admiraballs | |
| 5 | 10-12-2026 | vs | Zoo Crew | |
| 6 | 10-19-2026 | @ | Seacorns | |
| 7 | 10-26-2026 | vs | Drain in Hell | |
| 8 | 11-02-2026 | @ | Northern Lights | |
| 9 | 11-09-2026 | vs | Sharks | |
| 10 | 11-16-2026 | @ | The Trailer Trashers | |